Thursday, July 4, 2013

Declaration of Independence Part 2: Inequity is Humanity

Welcome to my series on the Declaration of Independence. I will now insert my foot into my mouth.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident,

Here we go, into the soaring idealistic part of the document. This is the part that is quoted ad nauseam by anyone even remotely involved with politics, and the part of this entry that’s going to get me into a lot of trouble somewhere down the line.

that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Let’s separate this out further.

that all men are created equal

This is the very phrase that sparked the idea for this project, as my experience shows this premise—the bedrock of most Enlightenment philosophy—to be false; maybe not in the eyes of the law or of God, but in reality. First of all, this is very much a descendant of the Scottish Enlightenment, with several phrases copied directly from John Locke. This was an age before genetics was conceivable, before evolution (outside of some proto-Lamarckian theories, one of which was put forward by none other than Erasmus Darwin, grandfather of Charles) was known, before even the concept of an “old Earth” (one over 6000 years old) was widely accepted.

Knowing all of this, the idea that all men (putting aside the Founders’ rather limited definition of “men”) could be created equal (forget the question of “creation”, that is for another place and time) is naïve at best, and leading to dark and dangerous places at worst.

Even at the moment of conception, one embryo is unequal with any* other. It might have certain defects that cause it to get flushed out in the next menstrual cycle, or others that cause it to never make it to birth. It might have other genetic defects that lead to mental disorders (such as autism), physical disorders (various types of cancer, Down’s syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and a host of others), or put the future person at a higher risk of many other problems (other cancers, depression, alcoholism, and others). The product of two people with nobody in their families over 5’5” is not going to be a professional athlete (apologies to Señor Altuve and Mr Bogues).

In the womb, there are environmental factors that come into play to make each* unborn child even more unequal. Anything that the mother contacts during gestation will somehow affect the fetus. Epigenetic factors—essentially the idea that environment can trigger certain inherited traits—is likely a major cause of homosexuality, obesity, heart disease, and even changes in lifespan. Caffeine use has been linked to ADHD, frequent alcohol use can lead to numerous issues for the child, the mother’s stress can increase the chance for many different problems down the road, and others that I don’t have the time or space to list here.

*Identical twins (or more), of course, are the exception here.

Now, I mentioned “dark and dangerous places”, because it only takes a quick twist of logic to change “created equal” into “must be made equal”. This was first seen in the French Revolution, driven by Rousseau and other post-Locke thinkers into an egalitarian frenzy. Marx played with this idea, and concluded that the classless society was inevitable, coming about regardless of any action on the part of any one person or elite group. Lenin and Stalin tried to enforce this idea from the top, but only succeeded in creating a single ruling class above a massive, poverty-stricken working class. Eugenics became a favored idea to bring this about by sterilizing criminals and the mentally ill, and was taken to its logical extreme by the Nazi regime (which discredited the concept to the point where most who had supported it before the war denied that they ever had). Vonnegut covers the most extreme egalitarian society imaginable in “Harrison Bergeron”, where anyone with the slightest advantage is forced to hide it or wear a handicap to negate it. Certain elements of the feminist movement refuse to concede that women are different—forget better or worse, but different at all—from men, despite the obvious impossibility of this argument.




After birth, of course, the inequality between people (even identical twins) continues to increase, and this is the very definition of humanity: we are all different, all unique, better or worse at some things than others, imperfect and imperfectible.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Declaration of Independence Part 1: Intro and Preamble



Well, I’ve been threatening to write this for months now…

A while ago, I was listening to Mark Levin’s radio show, and he was starting to hype his dad’s book about the Battle of Trenton. That got me to thinking about the Declaration of Independence, since he doesn’t shut up about the Founders. Like I do (alright, want to start doing), I decided to go through the Declaration point-by-point to see if it’s still relevant (or even accurate) today. The timing is almost coincidental, coming during and slightly after the week of July 4, 2013.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, 

Let’s start right there. “One people” refers to the colonists, and “another” refers to Britain, of course. There was and always will be debate over whether it was actually necessary to break from the Crown (I feel that Parliament did make a massive power grab that was virtually unenforceable, due to distance if nothing else). However, some people today believe that we need to dissolve the current system, believing that it has become too much like the old aristocracies of Europe. This is a compelling argument, especially considering the problems that candidates have with getting ballot access, and the sheer amount of biased money in the system from corporate and union donors.

and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

This established the idea that the United Colonies could be an equal force to Britain, and that the American citizen should be treated the same as the British subject. This second part was a main point of the response to the so-called “Intolerable Acts” (which attempted to make colonists pay their actions against the Crown (especially the Boston Tea Party), which was itself a response to Parliament’s attempt to make the colonies pay for their own defense (which necessarily cost more per capita than that of the Home Islands)). That response also demanded equal voting representation in Parliament (which, as anyone with a fourth-grade understanding of the subject knows, didn’t exist for the colonies, and wasn’t granted). 

In the United States, the national myth is that each citizen is on an equal station with each other, and that our ideals (beginning with this document) place this nation above all of the others. The question is: are the various American citizens even on an equal footing with each other, in any way? Also, should we be above any other nation?

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

A Critique on the Latest TMQ (4/30/13)

http://espn.go.com/espn/playbook/story/_/id/9222713/tmq-celebrates-everyman-epic-eric-fisher-rise-no-1-nfl-draft

Another week, another critique column from me (since it looks like Deadspin is done doing it).

"Eric Fisher of Central Michigan became the third first-round NFL draft pick in recent years from below the testosterone-pumped level of the BCS conferences, joining David Carr of Fresno State in 2002 and Alex Smith of Utah in 2005."

The first sentence? Really? This is gonna take a while.

Also, just want to point out that many teams have been extensively (even exclusively) using four- and five-receiver sets for a while now, so the decline of the running back isn't anything new.



Dallas: Easterbrook wants to talk about the 2007 draft? Here's a few quotes from the last time he did. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=ea...

"The Ravens have won 17 of their past 24 games, and seem a likely monster team for 2007. Too bad this organization just cannot seem to find the answer at quarterback. Oh, look at the bottom of the Baltimore draft -- Troy Smith!"

"I'll reiterate my contention that the most important move of the 2007 offseason is David Carr to the Panthers."

"As the third hour of the draft passed and the Notre Dame quarterback still was not chosen, TMQ thought: 'The longer this lasts the more valuable Quinn becomes, because he's proving he can handle intense stress.'"

"In the 2006 offseason, the Texans made a huge quarterback blunder by passing on hometown hero Vince Young. This offseason, they traded two second-round choices for Atlanta backup quarterback Matt Schaub. Last week, I used Rob Johnson as an example of the dangers of trading high picks for untested backups...suppose they'd done nothing leading up to the draft. They could have chosen Brady Quinn at pick 10 and thrilled their fan base, plus retained second-round choices this year and next. Time will tell, but to me it appears Houston has fumbled a major quarterback decision two years in a row."

"'How come Marty Schottenheimer was fired and Tom Coughlin kept his job?' asked my 12-year-old, Spenser, during the draft. I explained that some questions, such as the origin of the universe, might never have answers."

"They booed at Radio City, they groaned along South Beach, they dropped their test tubes at the National Academy of Sciences as the Dolphins passed on Brady Quinn -- and they clapped in Foxborough, Orchard Park and Florham Park. New Marine Mammals' coach Cam Cameron turned up his nose at Quinn, and the Patriots, Bills and Jets are glad he did." Somebody was a Quinn fan...

"Nobody drafted Dave Ball of New Hampshire, because he doesn't have a flashy 40 time -- all he did in college was break Jerry Rice's I-AA touchdown records. Rice never had a great 40 time, either. Something tells me (Chris) Leak and Ball will end up as successful pros, despite the best efforts of the zillion-dollar football scouting establishment to scoff at them."

"Lawrence Timmons looked good at Florida State in 2006, but he's a one-year wonder, only starting as a senior." GG then goes on to say that the Florida State defensive strategy would be the reason Timmons (and Brodrick Bunckley, taken a year earlier) would be busts.



Denver: Somebody's forgetting that they signed Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.


Detroit: See the Timmons section.



Jacksonville: Robinson got picked as a RB/KR, not a WR.



New Orleans: Vaccaro is just one guy, it isn't his fault his defense blew. In fact, GG gives this as a reason why Barkley dropped to the 4th round.



Tampa: As pointed out in other comments, Atlanta played their starters...and they lost John Abraham to an ankle injury for the playoffs. He might've come in useful against Kaepernick, just saying.



Tennessee: Ah, the old "taxpayer-subsidized stadium" chestnut. The Nashville case was dependent on a ballot measure that passed with 59% of the vote. Owners can't be held responsible for the stupidity of the people.



Animadversion: Nathan Sass is a Tea Party blogger. That's all I really need to say about that. http://www.teapartyperspective.com/author/nsass/




Twitter update: 98 following @buckybone, 44 following @darkhorse60, 3 following @DarkHorseVideos, 7 following @vox_populi16.

Facebook update: The only person who likes my Dark Horse Productions page is me. Time to advertise and create content. https://www.facebook.com/darkhorsevideos

Youtube update: 9,933 views and 10 subscribers on DarkHorseVideos12 (the current home of Dark Horse Productions) with 5,875 of those on one video (Lzzy Hale's reaction to Halestorm's Grammy nomination); 3,156 views and 2 subscribers on buckybone89; 1 subscriber and 122 views on the old RandomRumblings channel.

Fair winds and following seas to all of you,
Buckybone

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

K0NY 2012: Not What You Think

I've been hearing a lot about this K0NY 2012 campaign over the last couple of days. Time to set a few things straight.

Only 23% of their income goes to Africa. They made $13.7 million last year, of which $3.3 million went to Africa. $850,000 was spent on "Awareness Products", most of which was clothing. Another $1.1 million went towards a National Tour. $300,000 for their website and web advertising, and $5 million in pure profit (from a supposedly non-profit organization). A much more effective place for donations would be the International Red Cross.

The problem that Invisible Children set out to "fix" was largely solved before they ever got involved. The Lord's Resistance Army has been gone from northern Uganda for 5 years, and the group has signed a peace accord with the government.

Yes, Joseph Kony is still a free man. However, there is little evidence that he is still working to overthrow the Ugandan government, and he has very little support among the Ugandan people. Again, that war has been over for 5 years.

The Invisible Children organization has been working to get a law passed in Uganda called the "LRA Disarmament and Northern Uganda Recovery Act". This law opens the door for foreign military involvement for a humanitarian mission that NO LONGER EXISTS.

You heard me right. This organization has opened the door for yet another US invasion of a sovereign nation. Any support of Invisible Children supports another unnecessary and unaffordable war.

Sources: http://www.blackstarnews.com/news/122/ARTICLE/6586/2010-06-02.html

http://c2052482.r82.cf0.rackcdn.com/images/830/original/AR11_small_final.pdf?1323127778 (pages 33-36)

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Reddit

Now, I know that nobody actually reads this blog. However, I need to inform y'all that I am quite active on Reddit, and my views on every subject that I'm interested in (a quite extensive list) can be found there under the username "buckybone".

I currently have 76 followers on Twitter, of which 15 are actual people. Be sure to follow me at https://twitter.com/#!/buckybone, and have a good life.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Noobie Drunk

So, I turned 21 a couple of weeks ago. Since I was stuck in the dorm room during Thanksgiving break, I decided to spend Saturday night (11/27) with four bottles of Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss. Strictly as an educational experience, of course. Luckily for me, I was on Twitter all night, just in case I didn't remember. Here are my #drunk tweets.

11:32 pm--5 days after my 21st bday, I'm buzzed (on beer) for the first time. considering where I'm from, you'd think it would've happened sooner.

11:33 pm--
Just a testament to my social life that I'm alone in my dorm room.

11:35 pm--
Anyways, it was 4 bottles of Leinie's Honey Weiss in 20 minutes, from a large glass I took from DiMatteo's place in Glen Spey, Ny

11:37 pm--
Not really expecting Vinny to thank me for the free promo to all 41 of you. Which, by the way is more ppl than the town.

11:38 pm--
could only fit two bottles into the glass, so I'm feeling that second glass hit me right now. Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!! #drunk

11:40 pm--
Funny thing is, they've never even heard of Leinie's over there. Even I think their Yeungling's is better. #drunk

11:43 pm--
For yall that don't know, Leinie's short for Leinenkugel's. Didn't even have to look at the box for spelling! #drunkformerspellingbeechamp

11:46 pm--
If I had a car, I deffo wouldn't be driving right now. #noobdrunk

11:48 pm--
the buzz is actually keeping me awake! Seeing as I was leveling a human hunter thru Westfall and Redridge all last night, mightn't be good.

11:49 pm--
Maybe one hour of sleep in last 36, and that at the keyboard.

11:51 pm--
Gonna post all these tweets in the blog soon. They shall live forever. #noobdrunk

11:56 pm--
Kinda surprised that I'm only feeling numb. Like I got a lot of Novocaine or something. #noobdrunk

12:08 am--
Actually like this a little. Quick buzz, slowly coming down. Maybe I'll push the BAC higher next weekend. 6 bottles in half hour? #noobdrunk

12:12 am--
Checked BAC for that (170 lbs) at http://www.bloodalcoholcalculator.org/. Comes up as .135, which is in the low #drunk area.

12:13 am--
Seeing as I'll prolly be alone again, no real harm in it. Right? #drunk

12:16 am--
Same site says I'll prolly be impaired for next 3 hours. At this point, I don't really care. #drunk

12:18 am--
Hey, I got a follower since I started drinking! Welcome @Lizabeth1710! #imdrunk

12:21 am--
Haven't weighed myself since August, when I was 155 lbs. My weight est. was based on me in May, when I WAS 170.

2:10 am--
With estimated BAC at .048 (on the site), I'm going to bed. #noobdrunk


And that's all for my first drunk night. Don't know if I'll do it again this weekend, since I might be buried in schoolwork, but you never know.

And now, the Twitter update. Right now, I have 40 followers (13 real people). So, follow me on Twitter @buckybone (or don't, it's not like I'm getting paid for this) and see y'all next time.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

How Vista Broke My Bank Account

It's finally here. The story I've been teasing all five of you with for weeks, where the specter of Windows Vista rears its head one last time.

My first major purchase after boot camp, the day after I got to Charleston, was an HP Pavilion laptop computer, with a 400 GB hard drive, 4 GB RAM, and Windows Vista. It worked perfectly for about two months, and then the glitches started happening. Sometimes the thing wouldn't boot the first time I tried, Windows Defender quit working, Internet Explorer wouldn't allow any pop-up windows (which became a major problem when I needed to schedule advising appointments through campus e-mail), along with several other issues.

Brookwood Camps, where I worked last summer, doesn't allow laptops, among other things. Seeing this, I decided to leave the laptop at home, figuring that a couple of months without use might somehow fix the problems. Naturally, the first time I started it when I got home in August, the battery was drained and wouldn't charge. It took a couple of hours to get it back to normal, and I knew what I was going to use my paycheck for.

Windows 7. (What, you thought I was getting a Mac? Sorry, I like my megalomaniacs retired.)

Almost like the machine was reading my mind, the thing completely died the day before I would've got the new OS. Luckily for me (and my wallet) it had only overheated. Before anyone asks (wait, that would require somebody actually reading this, so I'm not holding my breath) it was in the same position in the same kind of desk that it had been in for the entire Spring 2010 semester. So, I had a load of things to get at Walmart, which totaled to just under 300 dollars.

A couple of weeks later, I ran out of food again, so I went shopping, only to find that my debit card, which had over 4500 dollars on it at the time, was rejected. After paying cash, I went to the bank to find out just what the hell happened here. Turns out, my account had been flagged for "uncharacteristic spending". Let's see, I had just deposited my summer paycheck, and they didn't think I was going to spend it? So yeah, I'm blaming Vista for being so broken, it breaks banks.

Hmm, maybe that's why Lehman Bros. went under...

And now, the Twitter update. Right now, I have 43 followers (9 or 10 real people). So, follow me on Twitter @buckybone (or don't, it's not like I'm getting paid for this) and see y'all next time.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Fallout

Well, the midterm elections are over, and the Republicans won! More importantly, it wasn't establishment GOP, but conservative Tea Party candidates who had the majority of the new GOP seats. I am now cautiously optimistic over the country's direction, and I'll update my bio do reflect that. I think we actually cracked the glass cocoon!

I was tweeting about this most of that night, and the only response (come on, with 30 followers, can't expect much) came from @CityPagesPat about my observation that Sean Duffy lost his own county. There is a very good reason for this. The District Attorney position, which Sean held there for several years, is a non-partisan position. However, politics there are dominated by unions and loggers. The unions' position is well-known and doesn't need to be repeated here. The loggers made record profits when Bill Clinton was in office, so they will vote for anyone that has a "D" next to their name.

I know I promised a recap, but a certain radio host did a much better job. Linked here.

Next time, How Vista Broke My Bank Account. It's really coming this time, I promise.

Follow me on Twitter @buckybone (or don't, I'm not getting paid for it), and see y'all later this week.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

It's That Time Again...

Today, as you might have heard, is Election Day here in the US. I'm not too concerned about Wisconsin's results, as Sean Duffy (House, 7th district), Ron Johnson (Senate), and Scott Walker (Governor) are expected to win comfortably, throwing out the incumbent bums.

Now, I've heard people talk about an "anti-Democrat" sentiment sweeping through the country. They're wrong. It goes much deeper than that. This is an anti-incumbent mood, very similar to 1994. There have been reports of 50% turnout in some precincts by 9 am! This only happens when people are angry about the direction of the country, two guesses why. (It's the economy, stupid.)

I will wrap up the important election results tomorrow (or whenever they are finalized), and also will be covering it throughout the night on Twitter. The promised Vista rant will have to wait until next week.

Follow me on Twitter @buckybone (or don't, it's not like I'm getting paid for this) and see y'all next time.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Wait, I Have A Blog?

So, I'm clearing out my Favorites menu, and I find a link to some half-forgotten thing that I stopped caring about for months. Yep, it's my blog.

Life updates: made it back from NY in August, went back to Whitewater two weeks later. That's about it.

Blog updates: changed description to something more memorable (reason #1536 why I love Douglas Adams), dropped the deadweight (the other two authors), and updated the age on my profile (one month away from the next one).

In other news, Liverpool has been sold! NESV, which also owns the Boston Red Sox, has bought the club, paid off the banks, and set a course for the Golden Sky. I contributed to the legendary "Tom, DIC, and Parry" thread on liverpoolfc.tv, joined Spirit of Shankly, and stayed with the story from the time I started following the club to the end. Now if we could only do something about the manager...

Also, I rebooted my Twitter account! This was an account that I started just before I enlisted for the sole purpose of promoting this blog, but it's turned into my Random Thought Repository. Follow me @buckybone!

Next post should be coming early next week, so get ready for the last time I'll ever talk about Vista!