The Noobie Drunk

So, I turned 21 a couple of weeks ago. Since I was stuck in the dorm room during Thanksgiving break, I decided to spend Saturday night (11/27) with four bottles of Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss. Strictly as an educational experience, of course. Luckily for me, I was on Twitter all night, just in case I didn't remember. Here are my #drunk tweets.

11:32 pm--5 days after my 21st bday, I'm buzzed (on beer) for the first time. considering where I'm from, you'd think it would've happened sooner.

11:33 pm--Just a testament to my social life that I'm alone in my dorm room.

11:35 pm--Anyways, it was 4 bottles of Leinie's Honey Weiss in 20 minutes, from a large glass I took from DiMatteo's place in Glen Spey, Ny

11:37 pm--Not really expecting Vinny to thank me for the free promo to all 41 of you. Which, by the way is more ppl than the town.

11:38 pm--could only fit two bottles into the glass, so I'm feeling that second glass hit me right now. Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!! #drunk

11:40 pm--Funny thing is, they've never even heard of Leinie's over there. Even I think their Yeungling's is better. #drunk

11:43 pm--For yall that don't know, Leinie's short for Leinenkugel's. Didn't even have to look at the box for spelling! #drunkformerspellingbeechamp

11:46 pm--If I had a car, I deffo wouldn't be driving right now. #noobdrunk

11:48 pm--the buzz is actually keeping me awake! Seeing as I was leveling a human hunter thru Westfall and Redridge all last night, mightn't be good.

11:49 pm--Maybe one hour of sleep in last 36, and that at the keyboard.

11:51 pm--Gonna post all these tweets in the blog soon. They shall live forever. #noobdrunk

11:56 pm--Kinda surprised that I'm only feeling numb. Like I got a lot of Novocaine or something. #noobdrunk

12:08 am--Actually like this a little. Quick buzz, slowly coming down. Maybe I'll push the BAC higher next weekend. 6 bottles in half hour? #noobdrunk

12:12 am--Checked BAC for that (170 lbs) at http://www.bloodalcoholcalculator.org/. Comes up as .135, which is in the low #drunk area.

12:13 am--Seeing as I'll prolly be alone again, no real harm in it. Right? #drunk

12:16 am--Same site says I'll prolly be impaired for next 3 hours. At this point, I don't really care. #drunk

12:18 am--Hey, I got a follower since I started drinking! Welcome @Lizabeth1710! #imdrunk

12:21 am--Haven't weighed myself since August, when I was 155 lbs. My weight est. was based on me in May, when I WAS 170.

2:10 am--With estimated BAC at .048 (on the site), I'm going to bed. #noobdrunk


And that's all for my first drunk night. Don't know if I'll do it again this weekend, since I might be buried in schoolwork, but you never know.

And now, the Twitter update. Right now, I have 40 followers (13 real people). So, follow me on Twitter @buckybone (or don't, it's not like I'm getting paid for this) and see y'all next time.